A Can of Man (Army Version)

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OPEN UP A CAN OF MAN!

Do you know someone who is weak, unmotivated, and needs a good kick? Then tell that person to OPEN UP A CAN OF MAN! A Can of Man motivates. It has been thoroughly tested on suitable guinea pigs such as:

– Marines
– ROTC Cadets
– National Guard NCOs
– Foreign military personnel

And now they are declared safe and good to go for America’s soldiers!

Great for both personal consumption (it’ll help your APFT score!), as a gift (Christmas!!!), or as an ornament (on the desk or in the break room) to serve as a conversation starter!

Questions? Email us: zombiecombatschool@gmail.com

Click HERE to order!

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Disclaimer: the can pictured in the comic strip was a prototype. Actual can pictured in the photo on top of the page.

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